Jetpacks? And Drunks? Are you Kidding me?

Are we gonna be flying around on jetpacks now? Can you freakin imaginge the mess? Buncha freakin drunks bouncin into each other like balls in a pinball machine! Someone help us!!!

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2008-07-29-jet-pack_N.htm?csp=34